{"product_id":"no-soup-for-you-novelty-ladle","title":"\"No Soup For You\" Novelty Ladle","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo soup for you — and honestly, that's the highest honor this ladle can bestow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Soup Nazi's ladle: ten inches of matte, single-piece authority that looks like it means business from across the room. The slightly textured surface carries the subtle layer lines of the print process — not rough, but tactile enough to feel hand-crafted rather than mass-produced. The hemispherical bowl sits wide and confident at the end of a long, gently curved handle, and at this scale it reads more like a statement piece than a kitchen tool. Display it on a shelf, prop it against the backsplash, or set it out as a passive-aggressive hint to guests who linger too long at the table. It is a novelty item only — not intended for food use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLength: ~10 inches\u003cbr\u003eBowl diameter: ~4 inches\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Bio-friendly PLA\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Matte with visible layer texture\u003cbr\u003eStandard color: Charcoal black — custom colors available on request\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seinfeld fans · 90s TV collectors · Kitchen shelf decor · Themed dinner parties · White elephant gifts · Pop culture gift hunters\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep away from high heat — PLA can warp in hot cars or direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MixTape Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53124930797862,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/7836\/7526\/files\/10d1e986-il_fullxfull.7648262320_sact.jpg?v=1777483778","url":"https:\/\/mixtapeprints.com\/products\/no-soup-for-you-novelty-ladle","provider":"MixTape Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}