Your move. Slip this in a wallet, a card, a coat pocket — and let them figure out the rest.
The One Way Ticket to Pound Town is a fully rigid keepsake card sized exactly like a credit card, so it slots anywhere without a second glance. The face catches light with a rainbow shimmer finish that reads holographic in the right conditions — not a sticker, not a foil overlay, built right into the print. Flip it over and the joke lands twice. Custom color options available — message us before ordering.
**Specs:**
Dimensions: 3.5" x 1.75" x ⅛" thick
Material: Bio-friendly PLA
Finish: Rainbow shimmer face, printed text on both sides
Options: Custom colors available on request
**Perfect for:** Valentine's Day gags · Anniversary cards · Couples with a sense of humor · White elephant gifts · Anyone who communicates exclusively in innuendo
Keep away from high heat — PLA can warp in hot cars or direct sunlight.
